This post is dedicated to our one and only, Janice Huang =DD
Jan, you should include this with all the others and post it on the class blog!

The Wanton

Need someone for one-night stands?
Need someone to have a fling with to cheat on your cheating spouse?
Hungry for some TLC?
Have no fear, The Wonton is here!

One-night stands: $250, per night
Flings: $350, per night (includes flowers and leopard-print translucent underwear)
TLC: $500, per night (includes lots of hugs and kisses, and she may even let you cut bread)

All prices do no include medical fees. Should one's other half decide to cause some temporary or permanent damage to The Wanton, one will be liable to pay for all fees, which includes

I. The Wanton's consultations with The Psychoanalyst to remove emotional scarring

II. The pictorial evidence of one's other half's criminal activity by The Mass Media

III. A consultation with The Angel for one and one's other half to learn to stop cheating on each other (proven 100% effective)

Upon refusal to pay for above-stated fees, one shall be subjected to The Executioner and subsequently, The Devil.

*- The Psychoanalyst